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I Don't Bite // Tee

$30.05 CAD
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'I Don't Bite, I Stab.' // Embroidered Tee © 2026 hessasalem.net, All rights reserved.

Wear the warning with this embroidered tee. Designed for the black cat at heart—unbothered, a little judgmental, and fully willing to escalate—this piece features a sleek black cat with sharp green eyes, knife clenched between her teeth, stitched right onto your chest, because "harmless" was never really the vibe.

Select color: Pepper

Select size

More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed fit
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Don't Bite // Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in product dimensions.

A helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the top of the garment next to the collar (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at the seam just below the sleeve, stretch the tape across to the corresponding seam on the other side.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the shoulder seam, and measure down to the sleeve's end.

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